Sega Fantasy VI: The ending of Final Fantasy 3 as re-enacted by game consoles.
Yes you read that right, and it’s everything you thought it could be and more, pitting the PSP against all the older consoles in a battle for the fate of the universe. Just when you think American video game geekdom has the upper hand the Japanese show us how it’s done. It’s funny, it’s well-done, it makes you wonder why this game doesn’t really exist. You can read a translation of the script from Gabe’s Work in Progress:
PSP: Why do you so strongly resist, when you know you have no future?
PSP: They say publin opinion lowers the moment eyes are laid on you, and yet you persist?
PSP: All you have to do is misappropriate the past. Sequels and remakes are what the public is waiting for
Consoles: That’s not true. New games and new experiences are what everyone is truly waiting for
PSP: There’s no way that will sell. You’ve seen this conservative world for yourselves
PSP: That is why I absorbed movies and music into my being. You can no longer survive on games alone.
Consoles: Even if that is true…we will keep making games until that day arrives!
PSP: I see. In that case…we shall settle this here and now
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